When you smell this good,

you just might get away with it.

A sexy, masculine blend

of sandalwood & bourbon.

Available now! $10 per 3 oz. bar

Garlic & Holy Water Vampire Repelling Soap

*Guaranteed to prevent physical vampire attacks only.  This product does not prevent or reduce the risk of spiritual or psychic attacks.

Nefertiti's Tears

Egypt, 1336 B.C (18th Dynasty)

The great pharaoh Akhenaten has died, leaving his wife to take the throne. 

She is called  Lady of Grace...  Great of Praises... Lady of All Women... Mistress of Upper and Lower Egypt... 


We must imagine that her heart was broken when her husband passed, as she was his most cherished wife.  She would have mourned, she would have wept.

Inspired by the perfumes of ancient Egypt, this soap combines all-natural fragrances of honey, cardamom, and just a hint of roses.   

Combo Options

Specialty Soaps   (Black Label)

Silver & Holy Water Werewolf Repelling Soap

PoJo's Pure Vermont  Silver & Holy Water Werewolf Repelling Soap contains  colloidal silver, Holy Water, and essential oil of rosemary, a combination that is believed to repel werewolves and many other shape-shifting entities.  Like all PoJo's Pure Vermont products, this luxurious soap also contains pure Vermont honey and creamy goat milk to keep your skin clean and healthy while thwarting the forces of evil!

PoJo's Pure Vermont Garlic & Holy Water Vampire Repelling Soap contains the same honey and goat milk ingredients as the traditional fragrances, but is specially formulated to repel even the most aggressive vampires.  A potent blend of garlic oil and Holy Water allows you to simply wash away the danger of vampire attacks.  This beautifully packaged soap makes a wonderful gift for those who wish to avoid falling victim to the undead, and comes with a 100% money-back guarantee*.

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Soapocalypse 3 oz. soap


You asked for, you got it!

 Soothing, softening, and very sexy: PoJo's Pure Vermont beard  oil  in two masculine scents to match my best-selling scents  "Lock,  Stock, & Barrel" and "The Wrench & Cog" in a  nourishing blend  of sweet almond oil, argan oil, vitamin e, and  pure fragrance (2  oz.)  $15

 But wait... there's more!  Save $5 if you buy a soap/beard oil  combo! 

The Wrench & Cog

​If you are looking for more traditionally scented soaps, please check out the rest of PoJo's Pure Vermont Honey & Goat Milk soaps for beautiful fragrances such as Almond-Coconut, Gardenia, Fresh Lemon Sugar, Cuban Tobacco, Bay Rum, Palo Santo (Holy Wood) and many others!

PoJo's Pure Vermont "Black Label" soaps kick things up a notch with unique fragrances and luxurious packaging.  Like all of PoJo's Pure Vermont soaps, the black label products are blended, cut, and wrapped by hand.  Brass charms are placed with red sealing wax for a dramatic finish, making these soaps perfect for special occasions and gift-giving!


Welcome to the SOAPOCALYPSE

Zombies.  A nuclear holocaust.  Global warming.  Viral kitten videos... whatever brings the world as we know it to an end, you're undoubtedly going to get dirty.  You'll see things you can't un-see, do things you cannot undo. 

You will want to wash up.  Frequently. 

That's why you need SOAPOCALYPSE.  PoJo's Pure Vermont honey and goat milk soap with the addition of moisturizing Vitamin E, purifying oil of tea tree, and invigorating oil of peppermint; a powerful combination to keep you clean and feeling fresh enough survive the End Times.

Introducing The Wrench & Cog, a richly scented soap with notes of leather, cedar, and just a hint of rum.  Sexy and steamy, suitable for ladies and gentlemen alike.