Welcome to PoJo's Pure Vermont!

PoJo's Pure Vermont bath & beauty products are handmade in the quaint and quirky village of White River Junction, Vermont. 

All products are handcrafted in small batches to ensure quality and consistency.  Currently available in nine high unique fragrances, each piece is blended, cut, wrapped, and labeled by hand; nothing is automated or outsourced.  In an effort to strengthen the state and community economy, and for environmental concerns, PoJo's is dedicated to use only locally-sourced pure Vermont honey in every soap blend.

PoJo's premier novelty product, Garlic & Holy Water Vampire Repelling Soap, was featured on the Ripley's Believe It or Not website of February 28, 2017, as well as being mentioned on various radio shows, podcasts, blogs, web, and social media sites, instantly gaining "world-famous" status as orders poured in from all parts of the globe."

Use the drop-down menu below to place your order, and don't forget to check out "PoJo's Super Deals" for sales, specials, and fun offers!

PoJo's Pure Vermont Garlic & Holy Water Vampire Repelling Soap contains the same honey and goat milk ingredients as the traditional fragrances, but is specially formulated to repel even the most aggressive vampires.  A potent blend of garlic oil and Holy Water allows you to simply wash away the danger of vampire attacks.  This beautifully packaged soap makes a wonderful gift for those who wish to avoid falling victim to the undead, and comes with a 100% money-back guarantee*.

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*Guaranteed to prevent physical vampire attacks only.  This product does not prevent or reduce the risk of spiritual or psychic attacks.

Welcome to the SOAPOCALYPSE

Zombies.  A nuclear holocaust.  Global warming.  Viral kitten videos... whatever brings the world as we know it to an end, you're undoubtedly going to get dirty.  You'll see things you can't un-see, do things you cannot undo. 

You will want to wash up.  Frequently. 

That's why you need SOAPOCALYPSE.  PoJo's Pure Vermont honey and goat milk soap with the addition of moisturizing Vitamin E, purifying oil of tea tree, and invigorating oil of peppermint; a powerful combination to keep you clean and feeling fresh enough survive the End Times.

Introducing The Wrench & Cog, a richly scented soap with notes of leather, cedar, and just a hint of rum.  Sexy and steamy, suitable for ladies and gentlemen alike. 

PoJo's Pure Vermont  Silver & Holy Water Werewolf Repelling Soap contains  colloidal silver, Holy Water, and essential oil of rosemary, a combination that is believed to repel werewolves and many other shape-shifting entities.  Like all PoJo's Pure Vermont products, this luxurious soap also contains pure Vermont honey and creamy goat milk to keep your skin clean and healthy while thwarting the forces of evil!

PoJo's Pure Vermont

Egypt, 1336 B.C (18th Dynasty)

The great pharaoh Akhenaten has died, leaving his wife to take the throne. 

She is called  Lady of Grace...  Great of Praises... Lady of All Women... Mistress of Upper and Lower Egypt... 


Inspired by the perfumes of ancient Egypt, this soap combines all-natural fragrances of honey, cardamom, and just a hint of roses.   


When you smell this good,

you just might get away with it.

A sexy, masculine blend

of sandalwood & bourbon.


PoJo's only glycerine and hemp oil soap (so moisturizing!) with a light cannabis and sandalwood fragrance.  Because, ya' know... VERMONT. 

Are you down with the 802?